i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I think people are normalizing furries
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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