it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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