You surviving the open bar?
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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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