before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize