It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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