If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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