I think my fart just growled at me.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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