so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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