Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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