i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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