"it" just moved
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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