Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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