girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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