Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize
