That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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