Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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