I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
home. puking in laundry basket.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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