Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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