Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Do vagina's smell?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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