I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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