no. you can't hotbox the world.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
my god I love twenty year old dicks
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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