I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She is in my trunk
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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