O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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