just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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