i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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