I just made out with a guy for $7.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
3 2 1 whiskey
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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