I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm passing your future prison.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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