just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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