I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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