worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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