I want to stick my p in your. b.
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i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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