google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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