It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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