Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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