Small penises have feelings too.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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