But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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