i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
