so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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