In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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