i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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