You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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