At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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