so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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