marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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