Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
