I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
