I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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