Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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