...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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