White coat. Heels.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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