He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Randomize
