But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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