i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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