We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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